Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Call me the handyman.
Warning! Freaky green crap(tm) should not be taken with any other freaky crap.
Man, he’s gonna be a hit with the ladies…