Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
That lying dog! . . . Oh, oops, not the dog . . . although he is a liar too . . . But I mean, that lying human bastard! (Is he a bastard if he had no dad because he was eaten by a werewolf . . . or is that just being an orphan? Well, whatever.) That lying human scum!
Given that this town accepted the wolf’s story that he IS a werewolf but doesn’t eat people anymore, I don’t see why they’d care about this guy’s allegedly murdered father. I’d say that both the vagrant and the wolf are in more danger than they realise, because this is clearly a town full of werewolves.
People like redemption, but they LOVE revenge and “justice.”
You know… this all reminds me a bit of the “Town of Salem” game, which is essentially Mafia, but also with (possibly) a werewolf.
This also reminds me of this, because werewolves!
haters gonna hate
Yeah, that dog ate my homeworks too!
Man, those guys love a good town meeting.
Well, when you have a fountain like that, wouldn’t you want to meet around it too?
He’s been a bad dog! Bad dog!
I’ve always been disappointed the the pants of liars DON’T go up in flames…
But…But…The Clever Hound wasn’t even *wearing* any pants when he spoke his lies…