Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Ooooo…starting to get good……
I wonder which one wins.
I love that. Some hobo walks up to a house, sees a finely dressed dog drinking wine, and his very first instinct is “screw that dog, I’m taking his stuff!”
It’s a dog’s life, and I love it!
The ultimate horror, class warfare!
I hate it when the 47% are revolting.
Yeah, why do they have to be so revolting?
the peasants are *always* revolting…this one’s rebelling.
Thanks to the insane political climate in the US, I can’t tell whether or not the Romney remark implies you *actually* believe 47% of the US are vagrants bent on murdering rich people. ;P
So, in this story it’s being depicted as a dog-eat-dog world…
Plot twist: The penniless vagrant is also legless. He screws the pooch figuratively, but falls into a lake. The dog, able to swim, saves him.
Just goes to show that Man is NOT Dog’s best Friend.
Everyone knows that young plucky kids are a dogs best friend.