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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
I never know how to interpret your stories, even when they end well, they end badly, and vice versa, a person new to your work may think “This will end with a warewolf attacking the town, and the clever wolf getting the blame”
But as i have come to see it is far more likely those 2 couches with what look like paws will come to life, have a disco party with the wolf, who will die after one of the paintings on the wall opens a portal to some unspeakable horror and end up fading out on a squirrel monster with 14 heads playing chess against itself,
And that is why i love your work,
He’s doing pretty fine for not having opposable thumbs and all… 🙂
With no opposable thumbs, I have to wonder…After he “does his duty,” who picks up after him?
…the end?
Well, you are a canine, and you already get to be treated as an equal by humans… what more could you desire…
I am surprised he lets himself sit on the furniture.
What?
Just saying…..
I think it’s a Shaggy Dog joke. It’s going to end with somebody saying “Hey! A talking dog!”
You know, the whole Borgia angle behind the cursed ring’s origin story could really fit in here. For a comedy, that scene in front of the painting with the Pope’s daughter holding a wretched looking dog was truly creepy.
That’s pretty much the life of our dogs so far…who need opposable thumbs when you got your humans.
All three generations of doggies, except our Pit Bull…who was born wild anyway.
There was just too many rabbits to chase around here…he got after one, then another, another until the wolf took over and he was gone forever.
Yep, if you got a dog in the house, then there’s a wolf in the fold (figuratively speaking). A dog is really nothing more than a domesticated wolf.
But then the Exchange Supervisory Authority caught on to his manipulation of the futures market through his conspicuous consumption.
Not so clever now, eh dog?
You know, I’m sure I’m grasping at straws here, but I hope Mister Wolf comes out okay in the end.
This is going quite well
I <3 the statue.
He humps that statue, doesn’t he?
I do not trust this for a single moment…
Also how is he holding that glass of wine? He’s intelligend, no geneticaly modified. Oh, fuck I just realized that since this is a false positive comic, he might as well be from an ancient alien race.