Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
“I’m a dog, I’m a dog, I’m Dog, I’m a dog…”
~stupid rap song… grrr!
well this sure sounds like a fable. is this the introduction to the actual story (a la simpsons) or are you just really doing this? =D cant wait to find out
Curious to know if this will turn out to be a victim, a villian, or both.
Nice start! And I feel like I’ve seen a very similar start in some fairytale or myth… Will shake my memory to see if it comes back.
pinochio?
“This ended poorly, but don’t let us get ahead of things.”
I can’t imagine where you’d get that idea from…
And it all goes downhill form here….
Youze guys…such jokesters.