Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
I was expecting a construction or carpentry job… Given what I know of this comic, WHY would I ever expect something like that???
This is why u can’t touch this.
Wow! Seems like we are off to a good start! This will surely be interesting.
Who wants to bet he’s not dead? Probably not that obvious or simple, but it seems like a good place to start. Now we just wait to see what happens.
The guy on the floor with blood spilling out of his head probably had it coming. I feel sorry for the poor guy with a hammer who was probably driven to violence.
I disagree. He’s abusing the hell out of that hammer.
ahahaha. I cant help but hear “that was easy” in the staples button voice. I feel a bit bad for laughing at such violence 🙂
When all you have is a hammer, all of your problems begin to resemble nails…