Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
I’m loving how long this is! also holy crap at bad luck
See kids, this what happens when you check your phone while you’re removing evidence…
Also, hope he has them hefty flex bags or whatever. š
It reads almost like a cautionary tale. I really love the detail you put into all of this.
*Rrrriiiiiiip*
Can’t he get a break?
Oh poor baby your having a rough time of this aren’t you? *patshead*
I’m already cringing at his annoyance to clean up yet another set back. Well done
Don’t you just HATE Mondays??
See! The Mormons hexed him!
Ya’ ever have “one of THOSE days?”
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Moral of this story: Never invite Murphy(‘s Law) to the scene of a crime.