Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
I’m thinking they might be a bit more insistant. They may regret being that insistant.
Agreed. If they don’t back off, Mr. Hammer might show them what their brains look like.
I’m guessing Vuchislav is right about them being a bit more insistent. But I’m also guessing those aren’t your average, run of the day missionaries. I’d guess the hammer-man is in more danger than we first suspect Jerry and Thomas to be.
I think I see where this is headed. The good word will soften “hammer man’s” heart and lead him to the path of sincere repentance.
And then he’ll apologize to the hammer. That bit of hammer-cruelty was pretty horrible, after all.
In retrospect; the angle in second panel makes it seem like hammerguy is peeing on Jerry’s shoes.