Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Yeah, kinda looks like my hobby room too.
Clever. Very, very clever.
And my tool theory is vindicated. Look at the cruelty he has toward those tools! I’m sure they’ll take revenge any update now.
I feel like I’m watching Dexter.
Hydrogen fluoride works better. Or so Walter White taught me.
Also known by the cartels as ‘the stew’.
“Take that, you toothy-grinned piano player!”