Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Is paranoia going to destroy him? That would be awesome!
This isn’t that story.
For something more along those lines, I suggest reading “The Fruit in the Bottom of the Bowl,” by Ray Bradbury.
You are now officially my second favourite person. <3
(you come in right after Ray Bradbury š RIP you ol' Martian wannabe!)
I love that story. Was just thinking about it today.
BTW, 5/16 is my birthday. Gonna be an interesting day, it seems. š
Happy belated birthday!
Is that The Brady Bunch house?
Probably in the same neighborhood.
I noticed that too! Common floor plan I guess.
2nd panel: “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for”