Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Good afternoon! Have you heard the good word of Joseph Smith today?
It really is amazing how many problems can be solved with a couple good thumps on the head with a hammer.
something tells me this isn’t going to end well…
Hah! No way. They’ll all live happily ever after and have lots of parties and get hammered.
I dunno, those guys look like they’re there for a D&D game… the poor guy probably killed the only decent Dungeon Master in town. He’ll be thrown into a pit of sharpened d4’s I just know it!
Lol. Carl-E. That’s what I was thinking! Mormon missionaries!