Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Quick! Hide the hammer!
Yes hide the hammer, then just tell the guy at the door that you got a new dead-body-shaped coffee table
That’s weird… I thought he just got everything straightened out.
Great… now I’m thinking of ways to tidy up the crime scene. Like wrap a bag around the stiff’s head to prevent blood trail.