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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
“That’s it!” He says. Then proceeds to break the gas valve, fill the house with gasoline (it’ll spill everywhere, for he is kind of unlucky) and set a simple bomb. He then moves to Mexico to live happily ever after. Cracking people open for their sweetbreads.
That’s exáctly what my parents’ kitchen looks like the one time a year my dad decides to cook.
Does your dad ever use bath salts?
I linked the comic to him so he could benefit from the advice.
Congratulations. Your reader demographic now includes a 57 year old Dutch male who can’t cook to save his life.
I just realized that, in comparison, my day is going really well.
That’s exactly the sort of thing that’d happen to me if I decided to kill someone or something. Good thing I’m not a killer or anything. 😛
You are disturbingly good at drawing organs.
makes me think of Leo DaVinci. He dissected cadavers so he would understand human anatomy and his drawings would look more realistic.
For drawing organs, I relied on memories of both zombie movies & cracking open rotisserie ckickens.
Looking at the top of the page, then back at the picture, I just realized this would make an excellent wallpaper.
Should’a used a brand-name trash bag…
Don’t get mad, get glad!
Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!
Hum…
I am not sure that a bag with no inner pressure would make a big slpasch like this one.
There’s only way to take care of this in time…and it involves a spoon!
Shoulda double-bagged.
Many a giggling fit I will have should the corpse turn out to be named “Charlie” . Just thought I’d speak my mind on that after this page.
This just got a hearty laugh outta me. What have you done to me?
Ps: I knew that corpse was laughing when they knocked on the door
Ps2: I see many commenters that write on every single strip. Will I become one of those?
I keep thinking of Dexter.