Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Well I’m glad he cleared that up for us.
Aw, and I heard human meat is delicious.
I’ve read about anthropologists (those who actually came back, that is) that have interviewed isolated tribes of cannibals. From what they’ve said, it tastes similar to pork…And that, ladies & gentlemen, is why people are also referred to as “long pork.”
…Not to be confused with the “pulled pork” you might find in modern grocery stores…
0.o
Why am I all hungry now?
Mmmmm…… Chicken
Does anyone else find it really disturbing that he’s making small talk with a dead body?
I do.
You know it’s good when the writer himself finds it disturbing. There you have it. As an aside, I was linked to your comic this morning, starting at ache. I’m loving it. Has a very powerful Lovecraft/Poe/King vibe to it, along with twists similar to watch The Twilight Zone.
I could go for some long pork right about now.
Mmmmm – liver, kidney pie, not to mention heart meat…
Damn, where’s the butcher shop?
I can clearly remember the movie “Midnight Meat Train”. Same principle of killing & the same arsenal & also the same principle of “Cleaning”.
It’s great when I forget about this comic for a little while and then come back to find almost two full stories I haven’t seen. Like Christmas, but with slightly more macabre horror and utilitarian cannibalism.
chitlins.
In the second panel, the second mentioning of “sweetbread” has lost an “e”.
Feel free not to post this comment, as it doesn’t really add anything to the discussion of the page.
Thanks again. I’m grateful for the help. You might need to refresh the page to see the revision.
Maybe I need to search for a spell-check plug-in for Photoshop.