Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Oh My God. She is going to make the BEST tree house.
At first I thought she was taking things out of the tree but then I read the comment above me. Is she nesting? Lol.
Lawn jockey!?! Nooo!
I am reminded of Navin R. Johnson’s must-haves from his house before he reunites with a thermos.