Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Big Mike, mate – you’ve surpassed yourself – this is gorgeous! š
APRIL FOOLS! Honey, those wolves were just the Joneses from down the way! Oh, you should’ve seen the look on your face. Also, we didn’t really die! Great joke, right? No, you definetly aren’t hallucinating from extreme blood loss..
I know how he feel…I’m just back from our cabin way up north…but the snow was wet and the snowmobiles got stuck all over the place…at 700 pounds each, no wonder i’m sore all over!
Yeah, but that’s a good kinda sore, after a day of doing work/play solely for the benefit of yourself. š I feel similarly after chopping firewood.
No footsteps in the snow. He’s dead Jim…
It might be a flatter plane in low contrast, dimmer light. Artistic choice.
It’s a trap. Get an ax. :p
Step into the light …