Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
…clever girl!
Hello human! I would like to play. Mostly with your tasty face.
Well well well. Looks he literally didn’t see that coming. Ok, I’ll shut up.
Oh, that’s gonna leave a mark…ho
I think I’m missing something, how did we come from “aiming at a snow fox” to “being mauled by a wolf”?
Also, that’s a lovely rendition of a face meeting a set of jaws made to tear and rend flesh. I can almost feel the steamy breath on my fragile neck.
There: I care about the art, too. I love it. I don’t think I need to point it out in every single comment.
Happy to help:
“Suddenly and seemingly from out of nowhere, a mighty wolf…”
BOO!
“…a lovely rendition of a face meeting a set of jaws…”
I seen photos of people’s faces that were attacked by hyenas. Actually, those that survived & somewhat healed. The marks that will be left on *this* face…Yeah, it’ll be consistent with that.
The fox and the hound … In this case, the foxy lady called up a big brawler to protect her against the footpad.
I am surprised by the lack of rending.
Lack? Usually canines tear off the whole face, just like scalping…xcept it’s less hairy…
Geez, DiCaprio gets an Oscar for a campy wilderness movie involving animal-on-human violence and everyone jumps on the bandwagon! Not even a cinematic masterpiece like “Gilbert Grape” or “Basketball Diaries!” *raspberry*
Yuo haz a flavor! I wants it.