Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
I have a feeling the woods are going to run out of fauna soon.
And here I thought she was going to have to do something hard.
I have the feeling the wolf will kill her but the fox will eat her…
and lo did she feast upon the lambs and sloths and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats………… š
I think that’s enough father. How about you read more from the Book of Armaments Chaper 2 verses 9 – 21.
Is that the correct reference?
“A chain is only as strong as its weakest round thingy.” —Stacy Rowe.
I think the antici…………….pation of this was genius!
Smart woman.
I’m betting she’s not human. The dude had to go out in full winter gear, bundled up like hew as in A Christmas Story. And she’s out there taking an axe to a chain in nothing but her smock. Definitely not natural.
like an tease, the story ends here
Actually, I’d’ve used the blunt end of the axe to really pound the mallet across two joined links. That’ll often crack them at the joiner, which lets you forego making two cuts … or she could just pull the weakened link further apart, I guess.
“Peace is the Lie.. there is only Passion.”
“Through Passion, I gain Strength.”
“Through Strength, I gain Power.”
“Through Power, I gain Victory.”
“Through Victory, My Chains are Broken…”
“The Force {..er Hunger}, shall set me free!”
what’s the chain made of to break so easily? Must be a soft metal or the hammer axe combo would have just smashed the chain into the wooden planking before breaking the link. She’d have needed something stronger under those links if it was iron or steel.