Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Going for the axe?
She should have saved some Magister – she’s going to be forever snapping that chain. Unless…
Naa, there´s marrow in the bones..
Good thought…
What in the world is she chained to?
But what is he chained to??
dear god that is hilarious
Since there doesn’t seem to be a lock or a key, I’m assuming she’s trying to reach the forge and anvil where there chain was made…or the other tools that might be nearby that could help. Or maybe the key is back there, just out of reach, on the back porch. Bastard!
She’s trying to reach the freezer where hubby keeps the Omaha steaks!
I swear to christ I thought she was going to chew her own foot off.
Still always an option, but I’ll bet unnecessary. She could burn the cabin down, since she cant get through the walls. Might want to move key stuff out first though…
Maybe she should…