Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
What will break?
protip: eating your own limbs is not such a great idea as you might think. your starving organism will eventually suck up all the energy and nutrition stored in fat and muscles of your limbs by itself. it’s much more efficient than eating and digesting them.
If only “Ye Olde Country Store” stocked Atkins pee sticks, she could have avoided an equally bloody fate!
What is she going to do with the leftovers?
I think we all know what’s coming here. :V
She’s gonna eat her own foot…
That reinforces the suspicion that she herself is a vixen-type or lupine lycanthrope.
Still glaring at him in panel three.
There is a knife over there. She will not eat her foot.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t have some “devour flesh, gain superhuman strength” shtick on her hands now.
Or regeneration. So main herself to escape; it
ll wash out in the end.
She can probably find something in the kitchen that would let her file down one of those links. She just needs some time, that’s all.
Could be a wendigo situation. Could be she’s a werewolf – that chain is mighty shiny.
Look an awful lot like silver chain & shackle… interesting choice of metal.
Now, before you go thinking about cutting your own foot off to eat it in spite of your leg, take a look around for something that could be used to cut through that chain or manacle. Hell, pry the chain mounting off the wall. Don’t go all stewpid on us.
No the good twist would be that we see the other end of the chain isn’t anchored to anything. She’s just there because she likes it that way.
A good example of “sole food” right there…