Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
For his sake, he’d better hope he stays dead.
apparently what she’s going to do with him is NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
The other other other white meat. (behind fish, chicken, pork, and kitten)
feline is red meat.
I’m not even going to ask how you know that.
“What am I to do with you?”
How about serve him up with fried onions, worstechire sauce, and mashed potatoes?
I don’t think they have onions or mashed potatoes. It is so hard to get a balanced diet when all you have is husband.
This is why it’s important to marry a balanced diet of several people.
Well done sir, +1 internets
A girl’s gotta keep her strength up…ala
Surprise! He brought home dinner after all!
She’ll have his liver with some fava beans and a nice diet coke :p