Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
This retelling of The Revenant is taking substantial liberties with the original. :V
Damn this reboot of darwinish edition of the bible!
I could now picture her chopping his limbs off one by one and serving them up over a period of weeks.
A girl’s gotta eat…
Looks like it’s gonna be dinner time after all…
That, or she is going to get the key and go out and hunt for something herself, as pissed as she is.
He will most likely be fed to the ghost children or fed to the wolf in trade for help.
Geeze, I hope he has the key on his person somewhere.
Remember that Stephen King Story, Survivor Type, about the former surgeon drug dealer marooned on a dessert island and reduced to cutting off his own body parts to supplement what he could hunt/scavenge?
I was thinking more along the lines of ‘Misery’ where a fan holds a writer hostage for months after she finds him in a car accident.
At one point he tries to escape, so she breaks his ankles. Ouch!
Ladyfingers…
Maybe she is a wolf, and that is why she is chained.
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!
Well he’s s*** outta *uck!
Well… it would be a shame to let all that fresh meat got to waste… {just saying}…
Cause clearly sex is off the menu… well maybe off the menu..depending upon her..{heh}..tastes…
…lick
Somehow, I don’t think that her “sweet darlings” are human children, per se. Also, I’m not quite sold on the idea that she’s a werewolf.
Uck! Mike Walton’s characters always have such interesting things to say when falling unconscious. Or dead.