Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Jeez, that’s pretty harsh. I think she might not survive to the end of the comic (although I’m not predicting good odds for him either)
She is the one chained to the house… I’d be pretty harsh about that, too.
Granted, she might be harsh about it because she’s a multidimensional omnipotent deity who resents being chained to flesh, but a few more pages will probably let us know her reasons.
Holy crap I didn’t even notice the chain!
Her face is pretty.
True dat.
Freedom ain’t free, I’m guessing, but the price paid for the bargain I see coming …
Plus, he’s got her chained up … There’s that.
Since it appears he has her chained up, I’ve not got much sympathy for him. But of course things might be 180 degrees from what they appear…
But of course things must be 180 degrees from what they appear…
FFYC
I’d agree with you on that. To expect anything *other* than the unexpected here, a person would be drawing from a False Positive…
😉
So… I’m guessing the wolf attack was just foreshadowing to put us on the wrong foot and he’s not going to change into a werewolf, but she is.
Cogitating…she belonged to a tribe of werewolves in some far and distant land; they fell in love and eloped together, after which they’ve moved into the middle of nowhere to prevent her kin from finding them, people finding out she’s a werewolf and killing her, and her killing innocent neighbours.
She’s bound to the house for her own protection, because she doesn’t control where she goes in werewolf form and could potentially end up God knows where, find herself completely lost, thus dying from exposure and hunger before finding her way back.
Oh, and I’m assuming he’s for dinner tonight. And then she’ll die because she can’t get the chain off.
You can’t mean what? Oh no, it’s something horrible, isn’t it?
Don’t worry. She probably doesn’t mean it.
Time for the Angry she-wolf sex! THEN dinner… a girls gotta eat after all!
But she’s potentially a werewolf, not a praying mantis!