Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
For some odd reason, I’m hungry for cherry snowcones.
Well wtf?
Hm. I am feeling Unaccountably Peckish…
Have some roast chestnuts. That should do it.
Ah, a fellow zailor!
Fallen London, Fallen France, zunderpants!
*mouth waters, stomach growls loudly*
Imagine if one of these stories started with an eldritch abomination destroying the world, then coming across something completely mundane and being terrified by it.
Imagine if one of these stories started with an eldritch abomination destroying the world, then saying: “Oops, now where the hell am I supposed to live?”
Until Dawn confirmed
Remember to remove the pointy bit before chewing.
How now… Drow?
Wendigo. I’m calling it now.
yep… same opinion here, right when I saw the picture…
That is a very needle-like arrowhead with a harpoon end – not really a cutting one.
Is there a need to punch through a lot of fur and have the arrow stick, I wonder?
Similar arrowheads are sometimes used for relatively armored fish that need to be reeled in.
And yes, Wendigo (North America’s Yeti!) makes sense. Cannibalism is frightening, well documented, and preserved in our genome as resistance to certain prion diseases. Eek.
…for destruction
Anyone else notice what’s capitalized and what’s not?
So it’s intentional that the T’s look like crosses?