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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Oh yes because doing this never goes wrong
Does anybody EVER get to this point and ask themselves, “Hey. Maybe I should reevaluate my life choices?” – Because it always turns out that they probably should have stopped to reevaluate their life choices first.
Come alive Killjoy, come ALIVE!
I bet something bad is going to happen.
This looks promising.
But don’t forget to read the fine print on that promise before you sign it…
Oh, I’m sure it’s going to be alright. It looks like he made all the right preparations. I mean, what is some supernatural entity going to do against all that? This’ll be boring even I’ll bet.
And I got some beach-front property in Arizona to sell . . . well the seashore ain’t there yet, but it will be, one of these days.
It will be when the timer on that nuclear bomb, strategically-placed on the San Andreas fault line, reaches zero…
Missed the segue again…but I figured that was it for that storyline, unless someone zeroed in a heat-seeking missile on that guy…
This is gonna turn into one of those “Well, that escalated quickly!” moments, isn’t it?
I am told there is no good beer in Hell. Perhaps he’s just trying to be a pal and sneak some in?
I hear-tell that many German beers are made to be best served warm…
Where is his daughter?!
Yeah. That was my first thought too.
Ohhhh. I didn’t think of him… Interesting…
Dual-class daughter-wife, you mean?
I’m not sure that’s him, really. He may have practiced magicks, but something about this guy’s approach seems particularly ill-planned-out.
Also: wrong colour of hair…
Looks more like the chipper ressurected astronaut from “Redeem” to me.
After eight hours of chanting, nothing happens, and he goes home embarrassed and never tells anyone about it… yah. not gonna happen.
Good to see the use of a six-pointer rather than a hackneyed five-point star there. Bonus points for what looks very like a broken mirror.
Wonder if Ol’ Blue Eyes will be back…
Nice that you spotted it too. It isn’t a pentagram, or even pentacle, so all shall be well because you cannot turn that upside down, unlike seven or five pointed stars. Right. That’s got to be right.
And, to be honest, no-one uses a seven unless they really don’t care what they’re dialling in. Amirite?
Cue Slayer
Maybe it’s a FP reverse? Starts shitty, ends good? That would be a real unexpected twist!
This kids, is how we ordered delivery before telephones!
By summoning the Jersey Devil?