Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
DAUGHTER! I am surprised.
What will happen when he takes her out of the safe? I imagine it is what’s been keeping her young for decades?
I’m just wondering how someone got the little girl from Exiled into a safe in the first place.
Is it Exiled girl? She looks younger than the girl from Exiled.
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Slightly different art style. Different hair style. Same color pallet.
Yep, wasn’t expecting that!
so much for them being killed! they’ve got to survive the mansion owner whoever she is =O
whaaaaat….?
Now here’s the part where your accomplices all get “murdery” because you promised them the safe held riches untold as their shares.
Very, very well done, Mr Walton. 🙂
Got us all by surprise there.
Now, this is very important, my dear child: are the sweetbreads ready yet? It feels like I’ve been waiting ages for them.
“So… I’m still getting 50%, right?”
Hey now. This isn’t THAT kind of story. Probably.
Well…that is NOT what I expected.
I’m starting to think this may be kind of a mental place. You know, maybe the daughter’s mind is trapped in another place… But maybe I’m just overreading it.
That just made me remember; somewhere there’s a group of immortal pigs roaming around a roman countryside.
That wasn’t my read. One of them is shot.
Good God!
Cue Wayfarer theories…
I know that thoy don’t look anything alike, but I can’t be the only one who thought of the little girl in “Cache” (on S1), right?
I can’t help but think of Firefly here.
Hmmm, you know, if he’s been trying to get his daughter back for “decades”, then I sure hope that safe is spacier than it seems… Or perhaps it converts into something else when closed? A nice place for the child to keep her sane and healthy all this time?
Just re-read Exiled… Hm.
“And he that steals a man, and sells him, or if he is found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death.”
What you got here is a little thing we in the biz like to call, “plot thickening.”
Just as an aside. Stick man from Blair witch and a mini version of an art piece from beetlejuice on top of the bookshelf. Probably others too that I don’t recognize.
Ohhh oh oh!!!! What of the murderous negligé woman is the the mother?
and the kid wasn’t born, but rather… conjured? If our robber been on it for decades, she should be older.
No, the safe is just air tight and refrigerated. She’s been perfectly preserved, kinda like pudding or something.
Zoe’s Dad: “Sorry for the deception, but it was necessary. My daughter and I are secretly immortal. I’m not worried that you might tell someone because, unlike us, you are not immortal. You will only be losing a few decades of life, not much, really. I hope you understand.”
Hey! Binding ropes from The Evil Dead on the top shelf?