Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Looks ominous.
The suspense is killing me… Is it Friday yet?
My first thought: “Man, what amazing use of color . . . ”
Followed shortly by my second thought: “Wait. Is everything actually blue? Is this just to draw my attention to that singular car, or is said vehicle really the only not-blue thing in this area?”