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  1. GhostlyYorick
    GhostlyYorick

    That’s what you get for having a foul mouth, Mr. Coyote. There are children present!

  2. Dozus
    Dozus

    Sorry, Dad, but I don’t think it’s “enough” until the evil coyote god is fried, no matter how many SSKKZZZKs you get out of it.

    • MadeInCH
      MadeInCH

      Totally agree.
      If it moves, frie it.
      If it doesn’t move, frie it just some more.
      Goto 10

      • Honzinator
        Honzinator

        “Nuke it from orbit .. it’s the only way to be sure.”
        “Yeah, but its a dry heat!” – “Shut up, Hudson.”

  3. Coyote
    Coyote

    Eh. I’ve had worse.

    • GhostlyYorick
      GhostlyYorick

      Yeah, I remember a few times when Road Runner-god got you pretty badly… This is small potatoes in comparison!

      • Coyote
        Coyote

        I think you are referring to Wile E. We try not to talk about him at family gatherings. Although the boy can take some lumps, I suppose.

        • RyGuy
          RyGuy

          And he had SUCH potential! Certified genius! Or, so the ACME home IQ test his mother purchased suggested. There have been some doubts going around as to its accuracy…

  4. MidnightDStroyer
    MidnightDStroyer

    The attitude & disrespect being shown while guested in his very *house*…I swear that their behavior is simply shocking!

  5. Emanon
    Emanon

    Psssh. It’s all a work. This is a plan by the coyote-being. Duh.

    Clue #1, it’s a coyote, a trickster being.
    Clue #2, this is a horror comic.

    • Dozus
      Dozus

      I dunno, Mr. Cosmonaut is sneaking in some wizard writing behind Coyote’s back. The crew might actually win this one.

      • Coyote
        Coyote

        Mr. Cosmonaut is betraying the being who gave him purpose and power, and showed him marvels. I don’t know why the others think he won’t turn on them as well, or that he’s not playing them for his own ends.

        • Honzinator
          Honzinator

          Because The Cornetto trilogy’s The World’s End accurately shows that humans are self-destructively disinclined to be bossed around for their own good.

    • Coyote
      Coyote

      Much as it pains me to admit, in the stories, Coyote does not always have very well-considered plans.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer

        In some of the stories, if coyote happens to be collaborating with one of the other animal spirits (Native American), to pull off a trick, then he’ll usually think of a few bad plans first, but can be guided into a good one by his confidant.

        But considering that he never really expected puny humans to get this far into his own Realm, he probably hasn’t consulted with anyone…Unless the cosmonaut there is pulling a double-backstab to end in Coyaote’s favor.

        • Coyote
          Coyote

          I’m kind of expecting a double-backstab, but who knows?

          • Coyote
            Coyote

            Sorry, I meant a double-backstab in that he will probably betray everyone on both sides.

  6. Equinox
    Equinox

    Hey what’s Spaceman Spiff scribbling in yon dirt? “Spiff was here” ? “Jenny 867-5309” ?

  7. Binky
    Binky

    It’s interesting how the dialog’s starting to go somewhat hive-minde’y between those three.

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