Guy just can’t get a break.
I do believe that someone or something doesn’t want him to complete his task. I wonder why?
Gah, I hate when those sliding doors do that. Gotta keep the rails oiled with a good 3in1. Only use Wd40 to loosen them when they’re rusty, it’s not a lubricant!
20 bucks says this guy bites it due to stinking bad luck combined with a freak accident.
Ah yes, “bad luck” and an “accident”. Let’s call it that.
And all because he didn’t delight in God’s Word.
Mormons can be very vengeful, and have good relations with voodoo shamans as far as I’m aware.
Day 25 of 31: "These violent delights have violent ends."
Day 24 of 31: "Is this where you hurl a clever retort at me? No? Then I shall separate your atoms into the primordial ether. A most fitting demise. "
Day 23 of 31: "NOW IS YOUR BECOMING. WE HAVE SUCH WONDERS TO SHOW YOU!"
Day 22 of 31: “Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.”
Day 21 of 31: “Never trust a demon. He has a hundred motives for anything he does ... Ninety-nine of them, at least, are malevolent.”
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